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  1.              --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GNU-COWS  <<==--
  2.                    as you've NEVER seen them before!
  3.  
  4.                   _______________________
  5.          (__)    /                       \     * OFFICIAL EDITION *
  6.          (oo)   ( moo moo moo moo moo moo )
  7.   /-------\/  --'\_______________________/  * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
  8.  / |     ||
  9. *  ||----||        Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
  10.    ~~    ~~        Please send your submissions to:
  11.                     COW          ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU //
  12. ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
  13.  
  14. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
  15.  
  16.          (__)               (__)               (__)               (__)
  17.          (oo)               (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  18.   /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  19.  / |     ||         / |     ||         / |     ||         / |     ||
  20. *  ||----||        *  ||W---||        *  ||w---||        *  ||V---||
  21.    ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
  22.      Cow             Cow laden      Same cow         Nancy Reagan-type
  23.                      with milk      after milking    cow with milk
  24.  
  25.  
  26.          (___)              (___)     *        (___)             (___)
  27.          (o o)              (o o)      \       (o o)             (o o)
  28.   /-------\ /        /-------\ /        \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  29.  / |     ||O        / |     ||O          |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
  30. *  ||,---||        *  ||@\--||           ||,---||       *  ||,----|
  31.    ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~          ~~     ~
  32.      Bull        Same bull after    Rotc bull after  Red-blooded
  33.                  seeing above cow   seeing other     American bull
  34.                                     bull             shooting the Rotc
  35.                                                      bull
  36.  
  37.  
  38.          (__)               (__)               (__)            (__)
  39.          (oo)               (oo)               (oo)            (oo)
  40.   /-------\/-*       /-------\/         /-------\/    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  41.  / |     || \       )*)(\/* /  *       / |     ||
  42. *  ||----||  *     \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  43. \/|(/)(/\/(,,/     \)|(/\/|)(/\
  44.  
  45.   Cow munching     Grass munching    Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  46.   on grass             on cow
  47.  
  48.  
  49.           (__)                (__)        *        (__) *     (__)
  50.           (oo)                (oo)         \       (oo) |     (oo)
  51.   /--------\/         /-oooooo-\/           \-------\/  \------\/
  52.  * o|     ||         * ooooooooo         o  o|     ||   /     ||
  53.     ||----||       oooooooooooooo            ||w---||>==/-----||
  54.  ooo~~    ~~      oooooooooooooooooo         ~~    ~~         ~~
  55.  
  56.   Cow taking       Cow in deep shit          Cow getting the shit
  57.     a shit                                     kicked out of her
  58.  
  59.  
  60.          (__)
  61.          (oo)
  62.   /-------\/                   U
  63.  / |     ||                /---V
  64. *  ||----||                 |--|                         .
  65.    ~~    ~~
  66. Cow at 1 meter         Cow at 100 meters        Cow at 10,000 meters
  67.  
  68.  
  69.          (__)                    )__(              vv    vv
  70.          (oo)                    (oo)              ||----||  *
  71.   /-------\/              *-------\/               ||     | /
  72.  / |     ||              / |     ||              /\--------/
  73. *  ||----||             /  ||----||             (oo)
  74.    ~~    ~~                vv    vv             (~~)
  75.  
  76. American Cow             Polish Cow             Australian Cow
  77.  
  78.  
  79.          (__)                    (__)                    (__)
  80.          (oo)               ____ (oo)               _---_(oo)
  81.   /-------\/              /-    --\/              /-     -\/
  82.  / |     ||              / |     ||              /|      ||
  83. *  ||----||             *  ||___-||             *  ||___-||
  84.    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
  85. Freshman Cow at        Freshman Cow              Freshman Cow
  86. start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
  87.  
  88.  
  89.          (__)                    (__)                    (__)
  90.          (OO)                    (@@)                    (xx)
  91.   /-------\/              /-------\/              /-------\/
  92.  / |     ||              / |     ||              / |     ||
  93. *  ||----||             *  ||----||             *  ||----||
  94.    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
  95. Cow who drank           Cow who ate            Cow who used Jolt to
  96.     Jolt           psychadelic mushrooms       wash down psychadelic
  97.                                                      mushrooms
  98.  
  99.                                         /\                  __
  100.                                        /  \                 ||
  101.          (__)                    (__)  \  /               (_||_)
  102.          SooS                    (oo)   \/                 (oo)
  103.   /------S\/S             /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
  104.  / |     ||              / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
  105. *  ||----||             *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
  106.    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
  107.  This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned         Abe Lincoln's
  108. to George Washington        this cow                   cow
  109.  
  110.  
  111.                                              (__)
  112.    *        (__)                             (oo)
  113.     \       (oo)                      /-------\/
  114.      \-------\/                      /|  |/   |
  115.       | ==$ ||                      * |  [)  ||
  116.       ||----||                        ||-----||
  117.       ~~    ~~                        ~~     ~~
  118. Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
  119.   to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
  120.  
  121.  
  122.             (___)                        (__)      (__)
  123.             ( O )                        (oo)      (oo)
  124.      /-------\ /                          \/--------\/
  125.     / |     ||V                            |        |
  126.    *  ||----||                             ||------||
  127.       ~~    ~~                             ~~      ~~
  128.   The cyclops that Jason and            This cow lived with
  129. the Argonauts met had this cow             Dr. Doolittle
  130.  
  131.  
  132.          (__)                    (__)
  133.          [##]                    (@o)
  134.   /-------\/              /-------\/              /-------  (__)
  135.  / |     ||              / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
  136. *  ||----||             *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
  137.    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
  138. This cow belonged    This cow loved with    This cow belonged to
  139.  to Flash Gordon     the Little Rascals     the Headless Horseman
  140.  
  141.  
  142.               (____)                        (____)
  143.               (oo  )                           (o  o)
  144.    /-----------\  /                    /-----\    /----
  145.   / ||       |  \/                    / |   |  \/   |
  146.  /  ||       ||||                     \ |  |      | | |
  147. *   ||||-----||||                      *| | |-----| | |
  148.            /\/\     /\/\                       /\ /\     /\ /\
  149.  
  150. This cow belonged                 This was Salvatore Dali's
  151.  to Pablo Picasso                        favorite cow
  152.  
  153.  
  154.                                  (____)
  155.                                  ( o o)
  156.                       /-----------\  /
  157.                      / ||       |  \/
  158.                     /  ||       ||||
  159.                    *   ||||-----||||
  160.                        ~~~~     ~~~~
  161.                   No one was sure whether
  162.                  M.C. Escher's cow had four
  163.                        legs or eight
  164.  
  165.  
  166.             O__O                                 \_|_/
  167.             (oo)                                 (oo)
  168.      /-------\/                           /-------\/
  169.     / |     ||                           / |     ||
  170.    *  ||----||                          *  ||----||
  171.       ~~    ~~                             ~~    ~~
  172.   Cow at Disneyland             Cow visiting the statue of Liberty
  173.  
  174.  
  175.                         (__)                       (__)
  176.                         (oo)                       (--)
  177.               ~~ /-------\/                       /-\/-\
  178.           ~~~~  / |     ||                       /|    |\
  179.        ~~~~~   *  ||    ||                      ~ |    | ~
  180.     ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====                    |    |
  181. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/                                    /----\
  182. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                               /    \ \
  183. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~              ~      * ~
  184.    Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu        Cow sunbathing at Fort Lauderdale
  185.                                         (What a bod, huh guys?)
  186.  
  187.                )\               (__)
  188.               /  \              (oo)
  189.         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  190.            Cow swimming at Amityville
  191. (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
  192.  
  193.  
  194.         *
  195.          \
  196.           \
  197.           |\                                       (__)
  198.           | \ (__)                                 (DD)
  199.        \\ || \(oo)                          /-------\/
  200.         \\||\ \\/                          / |     ||_\_/
  201.           ~~ \||                          *  ||----|
  202.            \\ ||                             ~~    ~
  203.             \\||                  Cow chugging brews and staring at
  204.              \||                    sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
  205.               ~\\_
  206.                 \_
  207.                                               / / / / / / / / / / /
  208. Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen          / / / / / / / / / / / /
  209.                                              / / / / / _______   / /
  210.                                              / / /    /   |   \  / /
  211.                                              / / /    (__)|      / /
  212.  ( @@@ )                                     / / /    (oo)|      / /
  213.   ( @@ )            (------------)             /-------\/ |
  214.      @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            / |     ||~_|
  215.       @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )           *  ||----|
  216.   /-- UU--\/        (____________)              ~~    ~
  217.  / |     ||                              Cow sheltering from English
  218. *  ||----||                                       Wheather
  219.  
  220. (New) Jersey Cow
  221.  
  222.                            o o                 o o
  223.                             \ \               / /
  224.                              \ \          (__) /
  225.           (__)                \ \         (xx)/
  226.           (DD)                 \ +--------+\//
  227.    /-------\/                   \|        | /
  228.   / |     ||                     +--------+
  229.  *  ||----||
  230. Cow fantasizing about "Ridubg the Mechanical Bull"
  231.             at Gillies in Texas
  232.  
  233.          o  o
  234.          |__|               (__)               (__)
  235.          (oo)               (oo)              =(oo)=          oo
  236.   /-------\/         /-------vv         /-------\/
  237.  / |     ||         / |     ||         / |     ||
  238. *  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
  239.    ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
  240. bill bixby          bela lugosi        boris karloff      claude rains
  241. male relative       cow                cow                cow
  242. cow
  243.                         x
  244.                     xxxx|xxxx
  245.                  xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
  246.                         |
  247.                        //
  248.                  (__) //                     (__)   (__)
  249.                  (oo)//                      (oo)===(oo)
  250.           /-------\//                 /-------\/     \/-------\
  251.          / |     |//                 / |     ||       ||     | \
  252.         *  ||----|                  *  ||----||       ||----||  *
  253.            ~~    ~~                    ~~    ~~       ~~    ~~
  254.       Julie Andrews Cow                      Siamese cows
  255.  
  256.                              o        o            (__)    ~
  257.                               \      /             (oo)   /
  258.                                \    /          _____\/___/
  259.            (__)                 \__/          /  /\ / /
  260.            (oo)          _______(oo)         ~  /  * /
  261.   /---------\/          /|  ___  \/            / ___/
  262.  / | x=a(b)||          / | {   }||        *----/\
  263. *  ||------||         *  ||{___}||            /  \
  264.    ~~      ~~            ||-----||           /   /
  265.                          ~~     ~~          ~   ~
  266.   Mathematical           Television     This cow does Disco
  267.       Cow                    Cow       (That's what comes of
  268.  (developer of           (Cow-thode     snorting cow-caine)
  269.    cow-culus)             Ray Tube)
  270.  
  271.  
  272.         o
  273.         | [---]
  274.         |   |
  275.         |   |                              |------========|
  276.    /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
  277.   /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
  278.   |            |                     ___|  |==============|
  279.   |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
  280.   \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
  281.    \  \  /  /              /---===--{ \/ } |
  282. -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
  283. |               |        *  ||------||-----~
  284. -----------------           ||      |      |
  285.   /    /  \   \             ~~      ~      |
  286.  /     ----    \
  287.   ~~         ~~          This cow jumped over the Moon
  288.  
  289.  
  290.         (__)
  291.        ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
  292.        __\/_--u              about golden arches."..  (__)
  293.       /\    \__                                 ~  :..("")
  294.      /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
  295.     /----~/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
  296.         \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
  297.          /======   \/            =======/==============//
  298.       *_/ /    \   /~              //  /              \\
  299.          /      \ ~               //                   \\
  300.  
  301.                Psycowlogist and patient
  302.  
  303.                                             (___)
  304.       \~~~~~~~~\   (__)                     (o o)
  305.        \~~~~~~~~\\ (oo)                      \ /
  306.     *-----\_______\/\/                     \--O--/
  307.   ~_______/   ---  \_______~              // -----\
  308.  ~--------\   \S/  /\______~              \\/_~{} /==V===[]
  309.            \______/                         \_____\\//
  310.                                              \__/
  311. It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
  312.  It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
  313.                                              //   //
  314.                                              ~~    ~~
  315.  
  316.  
  317.                                         ==================
  318. ______________________________          H                H
  319. |              |-------------|          H     (__)       H
  320. |              |   ________  |          H     (oo)       H       __
  321. |    COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |          H    / \/ \      H     /    \
  322. |     JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |          H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
  323. |              |  |__|\/|__| |          H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
  324. |              | o           |          H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H       ||
  325. |              | ~           |          H                H       ||
  326. |              | ]           |          H                H       ||
  327. |              |             |          H                H       ||
  328. |______________|_____________|          H                H       ||
  329.                                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ~~~~~~~
  330. Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
  331.  
  332.  
  333.     (  (    )
  334.   ( (     )   )
  335.   ( (         )
  336.  (           / )
  337. ( ( \\       )
  338.     ( |   //
  339.       |    |    (__)
  340.       |    |    (oo)                         (__)
  341.       |    | ----\/                    ______(oo)_____
  342.       |    |    ||                    ( _)_______(__) )
  343.     **|    | ---||                      \ __________/
  344.    ``'----------~~
  345.        Cow Hide                            Cow Pie
  346.  
  347.                    \  |  /         ___________
  348.     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
  349.    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
  350.    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
  351.    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
  352.    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
  353.    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
  354.    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
  355.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |
  356.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |
  357. ~~~|    (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H  |_ |~|  | |||| | |~~~~~~|         |
  358.    |    ( ||| ) |     # ~~~~~~    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  359.    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  360.         `v'-                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~      | ||||||| |
  361.          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
  362.                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
  363.               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
  364.              / |     ||        ||_______| \
  365.             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
  366.                ~~    ~~        ~~      ~~
  367.  
  368.                         "Cow Town"
  369.  
  370.                 \ (__)                       (__)
  371.                 \\(oo)                       (\/)
  372.            /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
  373.           / |    (##)                / |     ||
  374.          *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
  375.             ~~    ~~                   ~~    ~~
  376.       This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
  377.  
  378.  
  379.          (__)                    (__)                    (__)
  380.          (\/)                    ($$)                    (**)
  381.   /-------\/              /-------\/              /-------\/
  382.  / | 666 ||              / |=====||              / |     ||
  383. *  ||----||             *  ||----||             *  ||----||
  384.    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
  385. Satanic cow         This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
  386.  
  387.  
  388.          (__)                                             (__)
  389.          (oo)                                             (oo)
  390.   /-'''''-\/                           /-------------------\/
  391.  / |'''''||                           / |                 ||
  392. *  ||''''||                          *  ||----------------||
  393.    ~~    ~~                             ~~                ~~
  394.  Cow in Argyle                               Stretch Cow
  395.                       *
  396.                    **   **
  397.              * **   * * *  **
  398.             *   /   /   \ *  *
  399.          \  \ /  \          / /                      (__)
  400.       *  /  / \  \   (__)   \ \             /--------(oo)
  401.         /            (oo)   / /            / |      |(  )
  402.         \     /-------\/    \ \           *  ||---- ||()
  403.         /    / |     ||     / /              ||     ||
  404.      \  \   *  ||----||     \ \              ~~     ~~
  405.     /   /      ~~    ~~     / /           Cow Chewing Marbles
  406.               Cow in Heat
  407.  
  408.  
  409.             (___)
  410.             (o o)
  411.       /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
  412.      /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
  413.     |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
  414.     /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  415.    | ||   *||~-----||                  *  OO----OO
  416.    *  ~~   ~~      ~~
  417.      Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
  418.  
  419.  
  420.          (__)                  (__)                   (__)
  421.          (oo)              o   (oo)                   (oo)
  422.   /-------\/            ____\___\/            *+-------\/
  423.  / |     ||            / |     ||             ||______||
  424. *  ||----||           *  ||----||               ||----||
  425.    OO    OO              OO    OO               OO    OO
  426. Detroit cow           Mustang cow              pickup cow
  427.  
  428.  
  429.                  (__)              (__)                    \_||_~
  430.                  (oo)              (oo)                    (*||*)
  431.   /---------------\/           /----\/              /-------\||/
  432.  / |             ||           /    ||              / |     ||
  433. *  ||------------||        *-||----||             *  ||----||
  434.    OO            OO          OO    OO                OO    }{
  435.       li-moo-cow         fastback cow             teenager's cow
  436.  
  437.          ____
  438.         (____)
  439.  
  440.          (__)                       .xxxx.
  441.          (oo)                       '(oo)`
  442.   /-------\/                  /-----'-\/ `
  443.  / |     ||                  / |    |============>
  444. *  ||----||                 *  ||----| (~)
  445.    ~~    ~~                    ~~    ~
  446.    holy cow                  Moo-ammar Cowdafi
  447.                             armed and dangerous
  448.  
  449.  
  450.          (___)                    (___)
  451.          (o o)                    (o o)
  452.   /-------\ /              /-------\ /
  453.  / |     ||O              / |  O~ ||O
  454. *  ||,---||              *  ||,---||
  455.    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  456.     A Bull              A-bomb-in-a-bull         No-bull
  457.  
  458.  
  459.               (---)
  460.               (   )
  461.              /-----\                                 (___)
  462.              |     |                                 (o o)
  463.              |  |  |                          (-----) \ /
  464.              |  |  |                         /  / \    O
  465.              |  *  |                        *  | O |
  466.              ~~   ~~                           -----
  467.              Coward                         Phone Bull
  468.  
  469.                  ___________________________
  470.         }__{    /  Send YOUR cow pictures to \
  471.         (OO)   ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU  )
  472.  :****** \/ ==='\____________________________/'
  473. : #     ##
  474.   ##****##
  475.   ""    ""
  476.  
  477.  
  478.  |    |                            |    |          *
  479.  |    |            (__)            |    |           \       (__)
  480.  |    |            (oo)            |    |            \      (oo)
  481.  |    |     /-------\/             |    |         -----------\/--
  482.  |    |    / |     ||              |    |         ----|      |---
  483.  |    |   *  ||----||              |    |             --------
  484.  |    \______~~____~~___           |    \_________________
  485.  |     _________________           |     _________________
  486.  |    /                            |    /
  487.  |    |                            |    |
  488.  |    |                            |    |
  489.  |    |                            |    |
  490.  |    |                            |    |
  491.  |    |                            |    |
  492.  |    |                            |    |
  493.  |    |                            |    |
  494. /      \                          /      \
  495.  
  496. Cow perched on a tree.           Cow attemtping to fly off tree.
  497.  
  498.  
  499.  |    |
  500.  |    |
  501.  |    |
  502.  |    |
  503.  |    |
  504.  |    \_________________
  505.  |     _________________
  506.  |    /
  507.  |    |
  508.  |    |
  509.  |    |
  510.  |    |
  511.  |    |
  512.  |    |                               (__)
  513.  |    |                     *---------(..)
  514. /      \                       ~~----~~\/
  515.  
  516. Cow has failed miserably in the attempt.
  517.  
  518.                                         .         :             (__)
  519.  .             /\           .                     :             (xx)
  520.               /  \        .               .       :      __------\/
  521.        .     /    \     .      .           *      :     * ||____||
  522.             /      \               .    *         :      / |    |\
  523.             | (__) |    .        .    **          :
  524.   .        /| (oo) |\        .        **          :      Hamburger
  525.           / | /\/\ | \                 *          :
  526.     .    /  |=|==|=|  \         .     .   *       :    *        (__)
  527.   .   /     | |  | |     \     .                  :     \       (oo)
  528.      /  USA | ~||~ |NASA  \         .             :      \-------\/
  529.     |_______|  ~~  |_______|    .           .     :     8-|     ||
  530.         .   (__||__)         .     .    .  .      :       ||----||
  531. .   .       /_\  /_\     .           .            :       ~~    ~~
  532.             !!!  !!!                              :      Flying Cow
  533.                                                   :
  534. The cow that jumped over the moon.                :
  535.  
  536.  
  537.              ..---..                              (__)
  538.             /       \                             (oo)
  539.             |  RIP  |                      /-------\/
  540.             |       |                     / |     ||
  541.             |       |                    *  ||----||
  542.             |       |                       ~~    ~~
  543.             |       |
  544. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
  545.  
  546.         Elvis's Cow...    ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
  547.  
  548.  
  549.                           ...---...
  550.                        ../  / | \  \..
  551.                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
  552.                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
  553.                    /  /   /   |    \  \  \
  554.                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  555.                    \          |          /
  556.                     \         |         /
  557.                      \        |        /
  558.                       \       |       /
  559.                        \      |      /
  560.                         \     |     /
  561.                          \    |    /
  562.                           \   |   /
  563.                            \  |  /
  564.                             \ | /(__)
  565.                              \|/ (oo)
  566.                           /---++--\/
  567.                          / |     ||
  568.                         *  ||-++-||
  569.                            ~~    ~~
  570.                Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
  571.  
  572.  
  573.                    (__)
  574.                    (oo)
  575.       /---+      +--\/
  576.      / |  |      | ||
  577.     *  ||-+      +-||
  578.        ~~          ~~                             *
  579.  
  580. David Copperfield's Cow             David Copperfield's other Cow
  581.  
  582.  
  583.                                       (__)
  584.                                       (oo)
  585.                                /-------\/
  586.                               / |     ||
  587.                              *  ||----||
  588.                                 ~~    ~~
  589.                                (__)  (__)
  590.                                (oo)  (oo)
  591.                         /-------\/    \/-------\
  592.                        / |     || -~~- ||     | \
  593.                       *  ||----   -~~-       ||  *
  594.                          ~~                  ~~
  595.                         (__)                (__)
  596.                         (oo)                (oo)
  597.                  /-------\/                  \/-------\
  598.                 / |     ||                    ||     | \
  599.                *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
  600.                   ~~    ~~                    ~~    ~~
  601.                    Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
  602.  
  603.  
  604.                    (__)                      _--------_
  605.                    (oo)                     |__________|    BIG
  606.             /-------\/                       XXXXXXXXXX     MAC
  607.            / | 007 ||                        __________
  608.           *  ||----||                       |_        _|
  609.              ~~    ~~                         --------
  610.      Cow licenced to kill     Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
  611.  
  612.  
  613.                                                      (__)
  614.                                                      (oo)
  615.                                                    /'~~~-m
  616.        (__)                                       / '' ` )
  617.        (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                    |      /|
  618.       / \/    /    /      _ /                    |  |  | |
  619.      /  _\===~   ___\_____/___                   |_____|_|
  620.  ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)                   //|| ||
  621. *        ~  ~                                    *  ww ww
  622.  
  623.        Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                      Cow'nt Dracula
  624.  
  625.  ____                                                  |++ + +|
  626. |++ +|    ___                                  ____    | +  ++|
  627. | ++ |   |++ _____________________            | ++ |   | ++ + |
  628. |+ + |   |++/      /( )\          \           |++ +|   |++  ++|
  629. |    |   |+|      |-oo- |          \________  |+ ++|   |  + + |
  630. -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_   \ -----------------------
  631.  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \  |        __
  632.  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /|  |       /oo| - Bleaurgh!
  633.  |-|  \\____                         ------   )_    /|  /\
  634.   -|_  \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O      _|  *  \/  *
  635.      \  |  ___________________________________/
  636.      |  W|  \ \_/ /-----------------\ \_/ /
  637.      / /\ \  \___/                   \___/
  638.     / /  \ \                                    Who you gonna call...?
  639.     ~~~   ~~~
  640.  
  641.  
  642.          (__)              (__)              (__)       (----------)
  643.          (OO)              (-o)              (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  644.   /-------\/        /-------\/        /-------\/        (----------)
  645.  / |     ||        / |     ||        / |     ||
  646. *  ||----||       *  ||----||       *  ||----||
  647.    ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
  648. Cow w/ Glasses   Flirtatious cow    Cow after pulling an all-nighter
  649.                     (winking)
  650.  
  651.  
  652. *        (__)              (__)              (__)             (__)
  653.  \       (oo)              (oo)              (oo)             (oo)
  654.   \-------\/        /-------\/        /-------\/       /-------\/
  655.   /|     ||\       / /      \        / \      /       / \      \
  656.  //||----||\\     * //------\\      *   \\--//       *   \\----\\
  657.  ~ ~~    ~~ ~       ~        ~           ~  ~             ~     ~
  658.  Cow walking       Cow jogging         Same cow      Cow breaking
  659.  
  660.  
  661.         (__)
  662.         (oo)                         (__) o       *     (__)
  663.          \/                          (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
  664.      ____| \____              /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
  665.      ---/   --**             / |       /          |      |
  666.   *____/    |___//          *  ||----||           ||----||
  667.       //--------/              ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
  668.      //__                         Cow          Cow pooing
  669.      Cow marching               standing
  670.  
  671.  
  672.    Side    Front   Side                 (___)   Where's all the bulls!
  673.    (__)    (__)    (__)    (__)         (o o)/
  674.    ( oo    (oo)    oo )    (  )     ~  _/\ /\_  ~
  675.    /\_|    /\/\    |_/\    /  \     \\/   O   \//
  676. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
  677.  
  678. (___)
  679. (  OO
  680.  \_ |   - Got some cows that aren't in here? Add yours to the official
  681.    \O     collection!  Send them to:  ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  682.  
  683.  
  684. (___)
  685. (  --
  686.  \_ |   - G'nite, and thank you for your support.  Zzz z z z z z  z  z
  687.    \O
  688.  
  689.              Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed COWS!
  690.  
  691. PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED.
  692. (Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!)
  693.  
  694. - ERIC -
  695.  
  696.          (__)         Eric W. Tilenius
  697.          (oo)
  698.   /-------\/          President, Princeton Planetary Society
  699.  / |     ||
  700. *  ||----||           609-734-7677   //   ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  701.  
  702. End.
  703.